World's greatest klutzes

I think my kids could take that honor of the world's greatest klutzes. Okay so I am no great shakes in the balance department either. Hannah came home from a friend's birthday party with quite a shiner. Apparently she just tripped over something and knocked heads with one of her friends. It must have been quite a knock because she has a bruise covering the side of her cheek and a black eye. I was a little concerned with it when her eye lid swelled up a bit but I didn't think the doctor could do much besides tell me to just watch her. She has two huge bruises on her shins too from tripping up my mom's stairs multiple times on Sunday. Asher on the other hand decided to push the log swing hanging on my mom's walnut tree - just to have it come back and whack him in the face. Amidst all the discussion about Hannah and Asher, JJ decided he needed to put in his 2 cents worth. He excitedly told us that at recess his face had started to bleed. We asked him where and he showed us a tiny pin dot where he had scratched his face. We were suitably impressed. (not)